By Abdul Wasay ⏐ 2 weeks ago ⏐ Newspaper Icon Newspaper Icon 3 min read
The Jokes On Everyone Memecoins Are 2025s Top Performers

The crypto world is on fire, and not in a good way. Prices are haywire, projects are rugged, and NFT bros have moved on to trading Pokémon cards again. But in this sea of sadness, one chaotic corner of the market is thriving: memecoins.

According to new data, meme coins are the only consistently profitable crypto sector in 2025, posting a solid 33.08 percent average gain from January to May. Everything else? Flatlined. Dead on arrival. But Doges, Pepes, Flops, and Frogs? They’re printing money like it’s the bull run all over again.

Millions of Tokens, Zero Shame

Forget fundamentals. Forget utility; platforms like Pump Fun are cranking out meme coins like they’re printing T-shirts. In just six months, over 5.9 million new meme tokens hit the blockchain. That’s ten times more than all tokens launched on DEXs in the same period last year.

Some days see 36,000 new coins minted. That’s more meme coins than there are functioning coffee machines in crypto offices.

Why Memecoins Are Eating Everyone’s Lunch

Meme coins aren’t just coins. They’re internet culture wrapped in JPEGs and sold on vibes. They’re fast, stupid, and addictive. New investors love them because they don’t require reading a 30-page whitepaper to understand. If it’s got a silly name and Elon likes it, people ape in.

Plus, meme coins come with their marketing teams  (also known as Discord servers full of teenagers with Reddit-level humor and way too much free time.

Solana Turns into Meme Disneyland

Solana’s Pump fun is the epicentre of this madness. Over 11 million tokens launched. Seven hundred million dollars in revenue. Fees are so low that even broke traders can play.

It’s a meme vending machine. Insert name, click mint, post a meme, hope it goes viral. You’re now a founder.

Experts Screaming, Degens Laughing

Financial analysts hate this. Fortune says meme coins are speculative traps. The Guardian is begging people to stop. Cathie Wood would like a word.

But guess what? Meme coins don’t care. They’re laughing all the way to the liquidity pool.

Trump’s Memecoin Shows the Game

The Trump memecoin made nearly 100 million in trading fees in just two weeks. Most of that came from small investors who got wrecked while insiders took profits and disappeared faster than your LUNA bag.

Memes and AI Take Over

In Q1 2025, meme coins and AI tokens combined to dominate over 60 percent of investor attention in crypto. Coins like NEIRO and Dark mix cultural chaos with machine learning. Meme culture is evolving. And yes, the robots are getting funny now, too.

Memecoins Are the Last Men Standing

Let’s be real. Meme coins are risky, dumb, and frequently scams. But they’re also the only sector making money in 2025. Hedge funds are even allocating small slices to memecoins, like a spicy side dish next to their sad main course of blue-chip bags. Partly because with all that is happening in the world, it is memes which are connecting humans, both on and offscreen.

And that is terrifying. But also kind of brilliant.